Funny Wedding Wishes and Messages

Weddings are memorable occasions, this is the time where family and friends gather in support of the couple that is wedding. It should be celebrated in more ways than one, instead of making wedding all about giving the bride away to her new family and saying fare-well to the once single man, it should be fun. Instead of going for the boring obvious wedding wishes, why not mix it up with a little humor. Make the couple laugh as they read through the message you are sending to them. Here are some messages that will definitely put a smile on their faces, a message to remind them that all work and no play, makes a wedding a very sad and obvious occasion:

Funny Wedding Congratulations Messages

  • Well, now it’s the beginning of the end for you. No more beers, no more night out with the guys but at least you have a loving wife. Congrats!
  • I’m so glad that you are getting married first. Now you can tell me everything on what not to do that way my marriage will be forever happy.
  • Keep flirting with your husband for making your dreams true. Wishing you a lovely wedding.
  • This is the time of your life. You are going to lock down to one woman. Is marriage really marriage? Or is it a way to lock a man? You let me know if anything we will break you out!
  • Congrats on getting married! You two are now forever entwined with some of the craziest moments. You are going to get fat together, complain and be happy. Awesome!
  • This is what I have to say to you. You are a very brave soul who will endure the marriage life and become better than all of us. Godspeed my friend. We got your back.
  • If that girl ever does you wrong, we would get the lawyers armed and ready. All jokes aside, congrats my friend. You are one lucky man.
  • I need to believe that what you are doing is for the betterment of all of us, because I think you have absolutely lost your mind. Well, before you get married, we have to have one last night Hangover style. Let’s make this the most epic night ever.
  • It’s a bachelor party. Do bachelor parties get crazy? You bet it does as we get to enjoy a wild night before you finally call it quits. All jokes aside, congrats man. I’ll bring plenty of girls for the both of us.

 

  • You know what! It’s time for us to get crazy. This is your last night as a single man. You are tying the knot. Once that knot is tied, you don’t get to untie it and you trip over your shoes. Wooooo!!!
  • I have no idea what to expect but if you never talk to me again because you got married, I will never be your friend again. Don’t disappear! We need you! We love you! Congrats my friend.
  • Husbands normally considered they are the heroes of their wives but reality is they are the heroes of their girlfriends. Fasten him your saree. I wish you a happy married life.
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  • I never want you to forget all the fun we had. You need to tell your kids in the future all the wonderful lessons we learned from all the hangovers and nights we can’t remember. It makes sense that you end this. It’s not very healthy. Good luck my friend.
  • I don’t know many people who are happy in their marriage. I hope to god that you will conquer marriage like Genghis Khan conquered Asia. You are made to conquer this. If not, well, we knew you well.
  • And now, we will never hang out ever again because married life is hurried life. We will miss you. We will keep your chair empty in your honor. To our comrade, a successful and married man. Enjoy!
  • Congrats my friend. You are daring to go where most men don’t dare to go. We think you are crazy but we still love you!
  • Happy married life to my dear friend who is a gentleman at home and a troublesome man away from home. Hope your marriage will entrap your troubles. :) Enjoy your home buddy.

 

  • I’m sorry my good friend, it’s too late to run, you’re caught in this trap already. No more night parties, no more strange phone calls, no more secrets. Enjoy your beautiful home. Happy married life.
  • Congratulations my friend, hope this matrimony teaches you how to admit and shut up when you are wrong. I’ve been looking for a good platform to say this. :) Happy married life.
  • Congratulations my little brother, thank God for your life. You are finally going to be responsible, it’s indeed a new chapter in your life, write the story well. Happy married life.
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  • Happy married life my son, if you toy with that beautiful woman you just married, I’m gonna whoop you really hard. You are still my son anyway. Congratulations for the new couple.
  • To a wonderful son whom I’m gonna be free from his trouble, happy married life. Give me a grandchild soon or else I’m gonna tie you down till you get it done, got that. Good!. Enjoy your home.
  • Can’t believe that a great wise hunter like you can get hunted. :) Thank God for the young girls in the community, now they can walk freely. Heheheh. Happy married life naughty friend.
  • Thank God you got married at last, maybe this will help you get rid of your laziness, because you’ll have to wash his dirty clothes and prepare his meal before he comes back from work. Happy married life. Winks.

 

  • Congratulations on your wedding, remember that as you see him smile today, you’ll one day see him frown, yell and scream at you. Be ready. J Enjoy your conjugal bliss and stay out of trouble.
  • I wish you a nice marriage my dear friend. It is like a beautiful entry into a maze without a point of exit. You have to enjoy every bit of the turns even though it has no end. Happy married life.
  • Congratulations buddy. I hope you have married the right woman, because if not you gotta blend to whatever you meet in your new home. Enjoy your home and keep blending. Winks.
  • I just hope you have made a good choice in your marriage. If yes you are complete, if no you are finished completely. But I know you have made a good choice. Congratulations to you.
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  • As happy as you are my friend, remember, one of the best gifts life can give is a wife, also, one of the worst gifts of life is a wife too, depending on whether the wife is good or not.
  • The best day in most people’s life is on their wedding day and the worst day in most people’s life is every day in marriage. :) I hope you’ll be happy every day in your marriage. Happy married life.
  • The fairy tale about marriage is that the secret to achieving this phrase ‘happy forever after’ has been kept secret for long. :) Happy married life. I hope you’ll find the secret and enjoy every day in your home.
  • Happy married life buddy, I can vividly see that you both are madly in love with each other, remember you’ll one day be mad at each other and you’ll perhaps throw stuffs. :) Enjoy your new home.

Funny Wedding Wishes and Messages

  • Now my two ears can rest from the kind of noises you always make in my room because you can’t do it at your parent’s home. Thank God you have your own home, I hope you won’t disturb your neighbors. :) Happy married life.
  • Congratulations to the beautiful bride and the handsome groom. Hope you won’t say it soon, “we were in a hurry to get married”. :)
  • Marriage is an institution where everything about it is expensive. Expensive ring, expensive ceremony, expensive home, expensive food because you’re not the only one eating it. Happy expensive life my friend. :)
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  • I once overheard your newly wedded wife’s friends when they tell her to tie you down, but I said to myself my friend is smart, no one can tie him down. But now I must run for my life because you are smarter than me. Happy married life man, I’m outta here.
  • Congratulations on your success, at last, the hunter got the hunted duck. Wishing you a very happy married life ahead.
  • Many congratulations to you my friend for adopting an overgrown male child, now it’s your responsibility to handle him throughout the life. Wishing you a very happy marriage.

 

  • Most welcome in the public washroom of marriage, now you are in the queue of those who are desperate to come out. Have a wonderful married life.
  • Finally, two lovers tie the knot and their love story put a step into the wrestling ring. Wishing you a great happy married life.
  • Better to close your eyes, senses, and be deaf because you have entered into the fancy world of marriage where you have to daily fight and love. Good luck and Congrats.
  • Enjoy today as much as you can, after that, the enjoyments and carefree life are going to be demolished. Have a great wedding life.
  • Jumping from a running train is easier than standing by the married life. I wish you all the best for your life. Have a wonderful married life.
  • Marriage – a temporary period of happiness then it becomes complicated because you have seen the dream of fairy and you find a phantom. Good Luck! Enjoy your time
  • Happy Married Life – always keep your wife happy if you want a long happy healthy life.
  • Finally, time is over, you have enjoyed loads of fun on your bed before marriage now get ready for the squabble with your partner. Happy Marriage!
  • Marriage, a tedious life of slavery and assent. Bring your mind back to the earth from the seventh sky and enjoy the tough life. Have a great wedding my friend.
  • The secret of successful marriage is still a secret. Make your married life successful in order to disclose the secret and be an example to the world. Have a joyous wedding.
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  • Welcome to the world of emotional psychodrama and enjoy being a participant of this session. Have a great wedding.
  • Bear a single man all time is really a tough job. I wish you all the best and have a lovely wedding.
  • Your social networking status can be ‘Married’, but the real life status is ‘Available’. Have a wonderful wedding!
  • Being married is like making deals of love with many for the cynicism of one. Have a wonderful wedding.
  • Admit when you are wrong and keep your mouth shut when you are right if you really want to make your wedding life happy.

 

  • Marriage is like walking in the park of senseless animals and consider yourself Jurassic king if you have a bit sense. Anyways happy Married Life.
  • Marriage – the lone warfare where you have to sleep with your enemy and next day you have to talk happily without caring how much you were disturbed last time. Good luck. Happy Marriage.
  • After wedding, exclude the word of ‘I don’t’ from your life’s dictionary. Just bow your head down and keep saying ‘I do’ when you call for a work. Congratulations on your marriage.
  • The only person in the world – your partner who tolerates your annoying relatives, sees your worst time, smells your morning breath and your bad habits but still loves you a lot more than anyone. Wishing you wonderful wedding.
  • To the frog that turned into a handsome prince for this magnificent bride, I wish you guys all the best as you tie the knot. I hope you make lots of cute little babies and a whole lot of memories together. Cheers.
  • This must be the most romantic day for both of you; I hope it turns out to be all you hoped for and more. Remember days like these really drain those bank accounts so have fun while the day is still young.
  • Days like these fill me with so much joy and mercy; I can’t believe you get to be together forever, entwined like two peas in a pod. I hope you have a great time as you celebrate the prison you are locking yourself into. You chose your prison mate wisely, don’t worry.
  • Weddings are the unions that bind man and woman for all eternity, before you got married, you were madly in love with each other, you still are, now your limits will be tested when you get mad at each other, have a hearty wedding dearies, the fighting part is what makes it all worth it.
  • Love can be sweet and it still can be bitter, I hope you won’t find out what lays in between, cheers to the good and ugly times. I am really happy for you.
  • Congratulations to the bride, you turned this boy into a fine man, I hope he makes you as happy as you make him, or else we will all have to do something about it. Congratulations guys.
  • As you get married today, I hope all the good times you had stick with you, when the kids start popping out, that is when you know you are really married (just kidding) have a great time loves. I hope you find happiness in all your days together.

 

  • In life, it is always good to keep our eyes open, but when you get married, I hope you find the courage to keep them shut. Have a hearty day my dears. We love you.
  • When you marry, you not only accept each other, but you accept the baggage that comes with your better half. I hope you have the courage to carry all the baggage (mother-in-law). Cheers lads.
  • What you see now is not what you are likely to see in 10years, so no matter how tough things get, remember your vows, those you said on this beautiful day.
  • For better and don’t forget for worse, you are one, so don’t be too mean with your toys. Have a beautiful and everlasting marriage. (Emphasis on the everlasting)
  • Together forever, that means through all the crap, through all the good times and oh! Through all the bills, love you guys, have a great day on your wedding.
  • I can’t believe you finally settled down, for a minute there I lost hope (just kidding) I hope you make each other’s, happy, glad and oh! Very satisfied. #wink.

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