50+ Funny Birthday Wishes and Quotes
Welcome to the biggest list of funny birthday wishes and quotes you will ever read. Whether you want a message for a friend, family member, or anyone else, the list below is your best choice. A little joy really brightens any day. That’s why sending a funny birthday message to that special someone can really go a long way toward changing their mood all day. Funny birthday wishes say a lot to the ones that are closest to you.
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Getting Old | Him | Her | More
Funny Birthday Wishes About Getting Old
- Say goodbye to SpongeBob. It’s time to start watching elderly movies. Happy Birthday full of bad people like me!
- Help me find a good present for you. I just don’t know much about what seniors love.
- With age comes greatness. So by that logic, you MUST be the greatest person I know. Happy Birthday!
- Put on the hat and blow out the candles; it’s SO funny to see a person with wrinkles doing this. Happy Birthday!
- Being old is bad, but being poor is worse. Happy birthday, poor one!
- You are the proof that growing older doesn’t guarantee growing wiser, but it does guarantee a bigger cake.
- Age is just the number of candles on your cake, which means we might need the fire department this year.
- Aging is the way of getting more experience, so what about an old one with no experience?
- The more time I spend with you, the more wrinkles your face gets. Don’t worry, I won’t be going away any time soon. Happy Birthday, Oldie!
- Welcome to the ultimate truth: you’re getting older and don’t look as young as they’re going to tell you.
- Wrinkles never snatch liveliness, so don’t worry about getting old.
- They say the only way to beat old age is to have fewer and fewer people wish you a happy birthday, so I’ll skip the chitchat and hope some cake will be there so I can enjoy.
- Happy Birthday or Sad Birthday? As you’re getting older, it should be a sad one.
- Best wishes to the craziest friend! Enjoy every moment carefully to protect your old legs.
- Can you spend more time with your grandmother? She knows much about the elderly, and you’re on your way to them. My best wishes.
- If you have wings to fly and just want to try, you will fall and die. Keep walking; you’re very old.
- I never forget your birthday. However, I don’t want to remember your age.
Funny Birthday Wishes for Him
- Happy Birthday, Grandpa! Don’t worry; you still have time for more celebrations.
- Another day, another wish, for a special person whose hair grows as much as weeds. Here is a shaver to look younger than me. Best wishes, Chap!
- Happy Birthday, Dude! Remember, your party decoration won’t attract girls as you think, so let’s celebrate in peace.
- Happy Birthday to me! Yeah! I’m you, and yours is mine. Let’s say again, Happy Birthday to us!
- Happy Birthday to the guy who uses scissors to unwrap gifts. You and your hands are getting older.
- One more year? I know now why all cakes taste bitter to you. Dude, you’re getting old.
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Humorous Birthday wishes For Her
- Enjoy the cake; there will come a time when you’ll have to watch your weight for your man. Happy Birthday, Beautiful!
- Do you know why flowers bloom? To celebrate a cute girl on her birthday.
- Happy Birthday, Sis! May you get toothless soon, so you may not talk too much.
- A pink velvet cake for pink cheeks. Happy Birthday, Cutie!
- How old are you? Oh, I forgot, women hate this question. My mistake!
- Happy Birthday to the woman who still lies about her age!
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More Funny Birthday Quotes
- WOW! You disturbed others for… years? You’re incredible.
- Happy Birthday! You look fine as long as you still have teeth.
- Oh, God! I really forgot! Is today your birthday? You should use leaflets to remind us.
- Enjoy this birthday since it may be your last with teeth; don’t bite on the candy too hard, as it may make the rotten ones fall.
- I don’t know, but I giggle when I imagine the cake in your face.
- Happy Birthday! Now, enjoy the compliments.
- Many famous people were born on this day, but I’m the only one who knows you.
- I’ve been roaming all the city just to get you this special candy for your special day. Kindly accept it and try not to share.
- Happy Birthday full of money in your pockets and cake in my stomach.
- Would you believe me if I told you that I remembered your birthday without any reminder?
- It’s the first time for me to attend your birthday party, and if there are no cakes, it will be the last.
- The cake dealers are having a problem processing only your order. Bad Luck!
- Do you know why frogs stopped jumping? To see your birthday party.
- You were brought into this world to make a difference, but we haven’t seen anything yet. Are you sleeping?
- Don’t let this day go without saving memories. You should record our celebratory screams & take crazy photos. Here’s to say Happy Birthday.
- Blowing candles alone is selfish. Calling friends for this is such a good thing. Happy Birthday!
- Wishing you a day full of WhatsApp messages and Instagram cards. Happy Birthday to you!
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