100 Funny Birthday Messages

Funny Happy Birthday wishes

A little joy and laughter really brightens any day and that is why sending a funny or hilarious birthday message to that special someone can really go a long way in changing their mood for the day. Birthday messages say a lot to the ones that are closest to you. Below are some funny birthday wishes which I can call safe humor, you’ll make the recipient laugh and just like Dracula of hotel Transylvania 2’s words to Johnny “you’ll keep them happy, but not too happy” that they forget the rest of their day. Take a chance on one of these and form a smile on your loved one’s face:

Hilarious and Funny Birthday Wishes

  • I have been roaming all the city just to get you this special present for your special day. Kindly accept this candy for your birthday. Just make sure you don’t share. Happy Birthday.
  • You are so unlucky on this special day of yours. The cake dealers are having a problem processing only your order. But I made you this lovely pie with candles. Happy Birthday, enjoy your day.
  • Birthdays are special times, nature asks you to eat more sugar. My friend, enjoy this wonderful moment with numerous doctors appointments after. Happy Birthday.
  • Enjoy the cakes and sweets right now for there will come a time when you’ll have to watch your weight for your man. 😀 Happy Birthday!
  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away; that is why I brought you a basket full of fruits instead of chocolates, you are growing old fast my dear.
  • They say the only way to beat old age is having lesser and lesser people wishing you a Happy Birthday so I’ll skip the chit chat and hope some cake will be there so I can enjoy.


  • I have a big tree with millions of leaves. Every leave wishes you a happy green birthday. Make it green to make the tree happy.
  • Why Do all people say: Happy Birthday, and not sad one. As you get older, you should have a sad birthday.
  • Say goodbye to Tom & Jerry. It’s the time to start watching elderly movies and series. Happy Birthday full of bad people like me.
  • Early Birthday Wishes
  • Help me to pick out a suitable gift for you. I just don’t know more about elderly gifts on their birthdays.
  • It will be funny when you wear the birthday cap and blow the candles. It’s so hard to see a person with wrinkles doing this. Happy funny birthday.
  • You should send invitations to your friends. You need to use the Dubsmash idea to sing a birthday song for your relatives. It will be so funny to see you do that.

Funny Birthday Messages

  • If the candle light hurts your finger, An ice cube will be my gift to you. Happy Birthday.
  • I will save this greeting for your grandsons. You got many wishes before.
  • Your appearance is fine as long as you still have teeth.
  • Being old is not a bad thing, But being ancient is. Happy Birthday!
  • Move your hair away from candles. We don’t need to see a burning white hair. Happy safe birthday.
  • Wishing you a birthday full of hilarious actions, but don’t tolerate.
  • Oh My God, come see the baby grow up. Happy Birthday, big baby.
  • Wash your hands before eating the cake. Infection is harmful to the elderly. Happy Birthday!
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  • Don’t be afraid of death. You still have time for many birthdays. Wishing you a long life and Happy Birthday.
  • Happy Birthday to the best crazy friend. Enjoy every moment slowly to protect your old legs.
  • Don’t surrender. There’s still hope. You can just walk to the table and blow out candles. It’s a simple work for elderly. Happy Birthday!
  • When you feel that you can hardly walk, I will be your support. I prefer to help the elderly. Happy Birthday, old man.
  • You can beat the misery. You have the ability to take a deep breath to blow your Bday candles. Happy Birthday.
  • Don’t trust anyone who tells you that you are still strong. Over 30 you can’t carry B-day balloons. Happy Birthday, Grandpa.

Funny Birthday Wishes

  • You shouldn’t eat a lot of chocolate as you’ll have teeth problems. this increases with age. Happy Sweet Birthday.
  • Oh today’s your birthday. I will come tomorrow. I have problems with birthdays noise. Just smile and Happy Birthday.
  • With age comes greatness. If I said you are one of the greatest people I know, you may get angry! Happy Birthday.
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  • It’s funny to know that a lot of famous people were born on your birthday. So why aren’t you?!
  • Age is one of the things that never come down. Happy Birthday! My wish is that you reach 100.
  • Starting now, your body will exercise only while walking. You’re getting old & it will be hard to play football.


  • All wishes for your age are compliments. I won’t trick you when I tell you that you’re getting old. Happy funny birthday.
  • Use your speed to run behind the balloons. Oh, I forgot, You are an old man now can’t run well. Happy lazy birthday.
  • Oh my god, it’s the smell of garlic. I should find another place to write my wishes for you. Bad luck on your day, but Happy Birthday.
  • You could no longer use scissors to open the gifts. I guess you should call someone to help you. Happy Birthday, old one.
  • Don’t say that cake taste is bitter. Everyone will think that you’re really getting old fast. Make it a birthday of a young person.
  • Aging is the way of getting more experience. Be happy that you’re doing that. Happy Birthday.
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Funny Birthday Cards

  • Happy Birthday to the girl who loves pink cake. Let’s slice it.
  • It’s a nice day, You see that? It’s your birthday, just smile. Don’t be upset.
  • Don’t trust your girl if she told you that every year you look younger. It’s a lie. You are getting older. Happy Birthday.
  • If your grandfather is going to attend your B-day, You should ask him to teach you. You will look like him soon. Happy Birthday.
  • 400 Birthday Wishes
  • Play the music for your friends. It’s boring to hear “Happy Birthday” all the time. Happy music day.
  • Don’t let your birthday leave you broken. You’re still young and deserve more life.
  • Neighbors get mad of your parties, so please try to cancel this birthday, bro. Oh, it’s a joke! Happy Birthday!


  • I hope you are still strong to carry gifts of your B-day. I know you have hands of 30 years.
  • (For conquer online players). If skill team PK is the best day to fight enemies, today is the best day to eat cakes. Have a glorious birthday.
  • I’m gonna buy a black cat costume for you. I need to see you always active girl. Happy Birthday, cutie.
  • Use some pink balloons to decorate your home exterior. Nice girls will come to you fast. Don’t always believe me. Happy Birthday.
  • Let’s have huge balloons that need ladder to reach the top. Let’s write: a big balloon for an old guy. Happy Birthday!
  • Red writing on balloons isn’t a bruise to heal. Don’t give the balloons an analgesic. Happy Birthday, doc. (For Doctors).
  • Look outside. Frogs can’t jump. They stopped to watch your B-day party. Happy great birthday.

Funny Birthday Greetings

  • On your Birthday, Fill balloons with money. Don’t tell anyone about that. They will make snaps. (For bank workers and accountants).
  • If you got heart attack in the celebration, wave for me to give you the medicine. These diseases are prevalent among elders. Happy Birthday.
  • (For children). I want to see you like Spiderman on your birthday. Let’s have fun, my kid. Happy Birthday.
  • If you have wings to fly and just want to try, you will fall and die. Keep walking, enjoy the party and don’t cry.
  • I never forget your birthday, sweetie, but I don’t want to remember your age. It doesn’t matter.
  • Some day we will attend your 50th birthday, but love is love whatever we are.
  • I need to give you some funny wishes, but I can’t find one. Help me to get it.
  • I can’t stop smiling while writing this. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s your age. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


  • Keep calm. It’s my grandpa birthday.
  • How old are you? Oh, I forgot, Women hate this question. My mistake, Happy Birthday.
  • It’s the first time for me to attend your birthday party. If no cakes, It will be the last time. Happy Birthday full of cakes.
  • Happy Birthday to me. Don’t worry, I’m you and yours is mine. Let’s say again, Happy Birthday to us.
  • I spent about 3 months to get the best funny wishes for you. I hope you have a great day full of joy and laughter.
  • Don’t be sad for your age, you will just walk hardly after now. Happy Birthday, old person.
  • To be honest with you, I hope to see your face covered with cake creams. I wait to laugh at that. Happy Birthday.
  • The more time I spend with you, the more your face gets wrinkled, don’t worry, I won’t be going away any time soon. Hearty birthday oldie!
  • Do enjoy this day as though it was your last, you never know what is waiting for you on the other end. Happy Birthday!
  • Another day another wish, for a special person whose hair grows as much as weeds, here is a shaver to make you younger than Liz. Happy Birthday chap!
  • Enjoy this birthday for it may be your last with teeth, don’t bite on the candy too hard for it may make the rot ones fall, have a birthday free off cavity.
  • Enjoy every moment of your life. May everything bring you something new. Happy birthday. Sorry, I forgot your present in a taxi.
  • My granny said, no chicken for your birthday until she grows back new teeth. Happy Birthday, king, enjoy to the fullest.
  • Happy Birthday! May you grow faster with wrinkles on your face. May you grow to be toothless so you may not talk too much. May you grow to be a granny.
  • My message is not late. I just waited to see you as an old man with wrinkles then I start sending Happy Birthday wishes full of anti-aging.
  • I tried to remember the important event of my day, but I couldn’t. You should use leaflets to remind us of your birthday. Happy Birthday, from your worst friend.
  • You should be ready to face the white hair. It’s a fact that when you get old, you will have white hair. Happy Birthday, old man.
  • Happy Birthday full of money in your pockets, cans on the tables and cake in our mouths. Happy funny birthday.
  • The mouse told me that it smelled like cheese. I said that it’s the smell of my friend birthday cake. Happy Birthday.
  • Eating cakes on your birthday is like walking on sand. Both are slow actions to do. Prepare the best cake for me to eat it fast.
  • Oh my god, Happy cake day. It’s the best part. I’ll come to eat the cake.
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