Funny Birthday Wishes and Messages To Make Them Smile

A little joy and laughter really brightens any day and that’s why sending a funny or hilarious birthday message to that special someone can really go a long way in changing their mood for the day. Birthday wishes say a lot to the ones that are closest to you.

Get a job as a clown to hide your face wrinkles. Happy Birthday!

Below are some funny wishes which I can call safe humor, you’ll make the recipient laugh and just like Dracula of hotel Transylvania 2’s words to Johnny “you’ll keep them happy, but not too happy” that they forget the rest of their day. Take a chance on one of these and form a smile on your loved one’s face:

Hilarious and Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

  • Say goodbye to Tom & Jerry. It’s the time to start watching elderly movies and series. Happy Birthday full of bad people like me.
  • Help me to pick out a suitable gift for you. I just don’t know more about elderly gifts.
  • Wear the cap and blow out the candles. It’s so funny to see a person with wrinkles doing this. :)
  • Being old is not a bad thing, But being ancient is. Have a nice one!
  • Aging is the way of getting more experience. Be happy that you’re doing that.
  • The more time I spend with you, the more your face gets wrinkled, don’t worry, I won’t be going away any time soon. Hearty birthday oldie!
  • Another day another wish, for a special person whose hair grows as much as weeds, here is a shaver to make you younger than me. Best wishes chap!
  • Enjoy this birthday for it may be your last with teeth, don’t bite on the candy too hard for it may make the rot ones fall.
  • Enjoy every moment of your life. May everything bring you something new. Sorry, I forgot your present in a taxi.
  • My message is not late. I just waited to see you as an old man with wrinkles to wish you the gray hair.
  • Happy Birthday full of money in your pockets, cans on the tables and cake in our stomachs.

For a Friend

  • Your appearance is fine as long as you still have teeth. Enjoy your day my friend.
  • Many famous people were born on this day, but I’m the only one who knows you! :)
  • Don’t trust your girl if she told you that every year you look younger. It’s a lie. You’re getting older. :)
  • Use the pink color to decorate your home from outside to attract cute girls. Don’t always believe me. :) Enjoy today dude.
  • I tried to remember the important event of my day, but I couldn’t. You should use leaflets to remind us of your birthday. Your worst friend is sending you the deepest of wishes!

For Best Friend

  • They say the only way to beat the old age is having lesser and lesser people wishing you a happy birthday, so I’ll skip the chit chat and hope some cake will be there so I can enjoy.
  • Don’t be afraid of death man. You still have time for many celebrations. Wishing you a long life and a sweet day.
  • Best wishes for the best crazy friend. Enjoy every moment slowly to protect your old legs.
  • Oh today’s your birthday; I can come tomorrow as I don’t like noise. Just smile.
  • Happy Bday to me. Don’t worry, I’m you and yours is mine. Let’s say again, Happy Bday to us.

For Sister

  • I’ve been roaming all the city just to get you this special present for your special day. Kindly accept this candy for your birthday. Just make sure you don’t share.
  • Enjoy the cakes and sweets right now for there will come a time when you’ll have to watch your weight for your man. :D
  • Keep your hair away from candles. We don’t need to see a white hair burning. Enjoy old girl.
  • I hope to see your face covered with the cake. I wait to laugh at that. The best birthday to my naughty sister!
  • May you grow faster with wrinkles on your face. May you grow to be toothless so you may not talk too much. May you grow to be a granny.

For Brother

  • Why Do all people say: “Happy Birthday bro”?! As you get older, you should have a sad one bro. :)
  • You could no longer use scissors to open the gifts bro. I guess you should ask me to help you. Have a unique day, old one.
  • If our grandfather is going to attend your B-day, You should ask him to teach you. You will look like him soon. :)
  • I need to give you some funny wishes bro, but I can’t find one. Help me to get it.
  • My granny said, no chicken for your birthday until she grows back new teeth. Happy Birthday, king, enjoy to the fullest.

For Wife & Girlfriend

  • Every flower wishes you a happy birthday. Make it pink to make the flowers happy. Enjoy darling!
  • If the candlelight hurts your finger, An ice cube will be my gift to you. My deepest wishes for my cute girl!
  • Don’t trust your friends who tell you that you’re still strong. Over 30, you can’t carry B-day balloons. Happy Bday, Grandma.
  • Sweetheart, Don’t eat a lot of chocolate or you have teeth problems, especially if you’re getting old. :)
  • A fabulous birthday to the girl who prefers the pink cake. Let’s slice it.
  • I’m gonna buy a black cat costume for you. I think you know why! :) A hot day to my love.

For Husband & Boyfriend

  • Don’t surrender baby. There’s still hope. You can just walk to the table and blow out candles. It’s a simple work for elderly. :)
  • Don’t say that cake taste is bitter. Everyone will think that you’re really an old man. Make it a day of a young man. :) Happy Birthday baby!
  • If you have wings to fly and just want to try, you will fall and die. Keep walking baby, you’re very old.
  • It’s the first time for me to attend your birthday party. If no cakes, It will be the last time.

For Mom

  • With age comes greatness. If I said you’re the greatest mom, you may get angry! :) Happy Birthday mom.
  • Neighbors get mad of your parties, so please try to cancel this celebration. Oh, it’s a joke!
  • one day, we will attend your 50th birthday mom, but love is love whatever we are. :)
  • How old are you? Oh, I forgot, Women hate this question. My mistake.

For Dad

  • When you feel that you can hardly walk, I will be your support dad. I prefer to help the elderly. Happy Birthday, old man.
  • You’re getting old dad, don’t believe the sweet words about your age, they’re just compliments. :)
  • On the day of your birth, Fill the balloons with money. Don’t tell anyone otherwise balloons will vanish. :) A rich party to my rich dad.
  • I need some money to get your Bday cake and candy. :)

For Daughter

  • You’re so unlucky on this special day of yours. The cake dealers are having a problem processing only your order. But your mom made you this lovely pie with candles. Enjoy your day sweetie.
  • Look outside. Frogs can’t jump. They stopped to watch your B-day party. :) An amazing day to my sweet daughter.
  • I never forget your birthday, sweetie, but I don’t want to remember your age. Enjoy, old girl.
  • I spent about 3 months trying to get the best funny wishes for you, and when I failed, your dad told me that “Happy Birthday” is enough. How wise he’s. :)

For Son

  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away; that’s why I brought you a basket full of fruits instead of chocolates. Have a great day son.
  • Oh My God, the baby’s growing up. Happy Bday, big baby.
  • If you got heart attack in the celebration, wave for mom to give you the medicine. Happy Birthday old one!
  • I want to see you like Spiderman on today’s party. Let’s have fun, my kid. Have an outstanding birthday!

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